when someone offers you pizza
Apparently my little brother was watching porn on my older brother’s Netflix account so he wouldn’t get caught but plot twist my older brother was doing the same thing with my younger brother’s account and now they’re both grounded and I’m the only one allowed on Netflix
wait there’s PORN on netflix?
“Don’t let people treat you like a cigarette, they only use you when they’re bored and step on you when they’re done. Be like drugs, let them die for you.”
favourite quote of all the time.. never not gonna reblogg this
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“shit it’s 2 a.m.” i say every day at 2 a.m. as if i am surprised